Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
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Listen up, wee ones! Your mom isn't shouting, she's just making her point known. Being a mother is a challenge and sometimes your little antics push her to her limit. So next time you hear that voice from your mom, don't fret. Just listen closely and try to make things right.
Mommy just wants what's best for you.
A Mom's Day: Powered by Coffee and Controlled Mayhem
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- We rely on caffeine to function
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Mommy's Ready to Fight
You definitely should watch out when a mama is feeling fierce. That's right, her little offspring are loved, and she won't hesitate to defend them. If you bother mom shirt her family, prepare for a powerful battle. This isn't the time to be brave. Better scramble while you still can.
- Don't freak out.
- Let her be.
- Keep your voice down.
Taming Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be real, raising a dragon isn't like teaching your typical house pet. There are no specialists who completely grasp the intricacies of their unique biology, and forget about finding a instruction sheet that outlines everything from emitting hot breath to inter-species communication. You're on your own, keeper, and the only guide is trial and error.
Excuse Me For What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely stupid.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Cherish My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously fantastic, but sometimes you just need a bit of wine. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are adorable, and they completely drain your sanity. After a long day of playing, a glass of white can be just the magic potion you need to chill. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Raising kids
- Wine o'clock